Tom Papa on Conan

Smoking will kill you, but it still looks cool and gives you ready-made excuses. Tom Papa knows this and must convey this to all generations, as he did Monday night on Conan. Papa also reminded us of something Groucho Marx once said to a previous generation, about neither wanting nor …

Sommore on The Arsenio Hall Show

The Christmas shopping season starts earlier and earlier, and Sommore thinks opening the stores on Thanksiving was downright gangsta. She performed on Friday night’s Arsenio, and explained that her shopping season extends from Thanksgiving straight through the following Tuesday. Is that off the chain or what? Sommore says what, y’all. …