Ahamed Weinberg, the co-creator of Please Understand Me on Amazon Prime Video, jokes that it’s easy to appear smarter at parties if you just don’t speak. But Weinberg had a seven-minute set on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to fill, so fill it with jokes he did. You’ll learn why a museum and a Hard Rock Cafe is the perfect day trip in a new city, and why white people don’t need to use slurs when they’ve got plenty of other words at their disposal. Roll the clip.