Roy Wood Jr. was looking good Thursday night on Late Night with Seth Meyers! “I lost five pounds,” Wood said, “in 12 years.” Dieting is a good idea, if only the people who came up with diets and diet products were upfront with us about the costs of it all. But Wood joked he has to lose weight because of “fat ass neck,” or as they call it in the medical community, sleep apnea. Please allow him to explain.

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