Steve Gillespie┬ácomes to us from Minnesota by way of Wisconsin, or is it the other way around? Either way, Gillespie made his first stand-up appearance on Conan on Monday. He jokes that he’d much prefer being a step-dad to someone than being the dad. He doesn’t even have his own Netflix password, so having his own kid? Baby steps. First he’s got to learn to floss on days he’s not going to see his dentist.

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