Seventeen years ago, Tom Clark was a young aspiring comedian in Milwaukee¬†with ComedySportz¬†who aspired to write for Conan O’Brien.

How about telling stand-up on Conan in 2015? Clark will take it! Gladly. Here’s his set from Monday night, in which he jokes about learning what “cholos” mean, and offers up some tips for remembering your math tables or for dealing with wrong-number phone calls. Roll the clip!