Tom Papa popped up near the end of Lauren Graham’s episode guest-hosting Thursday night’s edition of The Late Late Show on CBS, and Papa enjoyed telling us how you and I and even he are living such different lives from the super-rich. Which is super-rich in itself, since Papa is super-good friends with one of the rare one-percenters who are comedians in Mr. Jerry Seinfeld. Of course, Graham called Papa over to the couches and they reminisced about a time they both spent with Seinfeld in Las Vegas, and how Seinfeld didn’t quite seem to recall Graham’s presence later, despite Graham even having appeared in an episode of Seinfeld.

But that’s not the point of Papa’s stand-up set, so please, stop reading my words and start paying attention to his. Roll the clip!