Kurt Braunohler recently hopped on a Jet-Ski in Chicago and rode it all the way down along the Mississippi River to New Orleans, for charity. And for a webseries, “Roustabout,” that you’ll be able to watch online via Comedy Central.

On Friday night’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Braunohler joked about how when he used to live in New York City, he’d visit dog parks even though he didn’t have a dog. He learned a few things. Well, one big thing that he wishes he had as a human when he was single. If only he’d learned about those magical washing machines in London, too.

Also, please don’t offer Braunohler any biscotti. No thank you. “And that’s OK!”

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