My friend and yours Dan Soder performed on Tuesday night’s Conan, and don’t let the scruff fool you. He’s still a big kid at heart. And yet, he has enough perspective to know that his grandparents were The Greatest Generation, and that the kids his friends are having are very not-so great. Even if their 2-year-olds know their way around an iPad. Yeah, but: “I used to bang a guy who killed Nazis.” That’s a sneaky Nana.

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