You remember those UPS ads that said they did more before 10:30 in the morning than you did all day? Well, it’s not the UPS that makes Nate Bargatze feel so lazy, so much as it’s pretty much everything else. As Bargatze explained in his performance on Thursday’s Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, even the first few seconds of a football game produce more exercise and activity than he exerts. Buying exercise equipment and workout clothes didn’t help, either. P90X. MMA. Not for him. Maybe he should just buy a tiger. Not for the workout, though. Just because it’s so darned easy to do, apparently.

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