Nick Kroll’s new sketch comedy series, Kroll Show, debuts Jan. 16, 2013, on Comedy Central.

Warm up for that, and warm up for the holidays with a customized Christmas (or Hanukkah) drink!

Comedy Central’s official holiday greeting for 2012 is an interactive party with Kroll’s character, Bobby Bottleservice, as he lays some lines on you and offers to make you a cocktail. You have five choices. Here are the recipes. You’ll have to make them yourselves and tell me which ones taste best. I’m opting for the non-alcoholic egg nog this season. Then again, no. Maybe no egg nog at all. I’ll be hamming it up per usual this Christmas!

As for you…

Would you like Santa’s Sack? It’s a punch bowl of a vodka concoction. How you feel about fruit slices in your drink will determine this one’s fate.

To make a Candy’s Cane, you’ll need to be comfortable with tea-bagging. The traditional kind. Yes, shame on me. It’s a peppermint schnapps scotch drink with a candy cane to chew on while you stir.

I’m usually a fan of Frosty Nipples, but this one seems heavy-duty, man. Heavy. Can you handle it?

Rudolph’s Roofies. Just sounds wrong, doesn’t it? But you’ve executed bad ideas at holiday parties before, haven’t you. If you’re that type, this may be for you. A Jello-type shot with Absinthe. Yep. Bad idea.

Or you can opt for My Jewish Friend. Who is this person, in drink form: A spicy hot wine. Manischewitz wine, to be exact.

I’d advise you to drink responsibly; instead, my advice for you: Drink wisely.