Erin Foley made her late-night TV debut as a stand-up comedian last night on Conan, and what did we learn? Foley likes the ladies. She knows more about sports than she does about hair products. Athletes get paid way too much for performances that would not hold up if they were in any other profession. She also found the saddest book in the bookstore. She knows just enough about the economy to know it’s bad. And she understands why relationships and marriages used to last in the old days. Want to learn more?

Roll the clip. Good job, Erin!