If you see only one one-man show about a young man obsessed with Superman for most of his life, please make it Michael Hartney's "So I Like Superman: A One-Nerd Show," currently on a run at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. The show includes a phone booth with the all-important, never-before-seen sock removal scene. And videos!

"I don't want Superman," Hartney says. "I want to be Superman."