I know there are two sides to every story, and Andy Dick said just that on his Twitter feed last month when he got arrested in West Virginia after a comedy stop there.

That said, this alleged re-enactment of the events by Apple Action News — which for reasons not quite explained, have been coopted by the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim — is too silly to be true. Obviously this isn't how Dick behaved before the cops were called. And yet. It's funny to imagine a world in which this could have happened? Alternate universe Lost reality in 3, 2, 1…roll the clip: