Want to attend Judah Friedlander’s "Bad Art Auction" for New York Cares, catch a concert with Xiu Xiu and enjoy some free/cheap drinks next week? You can do all of this, thanks to New York magazine and The Comic’s Comic. I’ve got two pairs of tickets to the Nov. 19 party at Le Poisson Rouge to give away. Ages 21 and older, send me an email, put "Bad Art Auction tix" in the subject line and tell me the worst piece of art you’ve ever owned. Tiebreaker bonus if you have a photo of yourself with said "art" piece. If you want to buy tickets, you can do that, too, via https://nymag.com/nyxny, and win yourself an hour of free vodka, and a raffle for a new Gibson guitar and Saucony sneaks. I was going to shoot a promotional tease with Judah for the event, but the party people beat me to it! Note: Contains NSFW language, possibly NSFAnywhere art.