Far be it for me to want to contribute to the publicity for Paris Hilton, but the people from Funny or Die left me no choice. The folks at FOD certainly have continued to display their previously learned abilities to jump on newsworthy items (abilities honed during their time working on Saturday Night Live, and I’m talking to you, writer Adam McKay), and they have made their online comedy video site a must-see stop on the Internet highway because they have fostered good relationships with celebrities, and in this case, even Paris Hilton. Anyhow. Yes. This is the video that everyone is talking about, if more than a million hits in the first 10 hours means anything, which it does. Warning: Paris Hilton does not engage in sexual activity in this video, and she also appears to read lines effectively. OK. You have been warned. Enjoy.

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