Daniel Sloss on Conan

If everything you know about Scotland you learned from watching Braveheart, then you don’t know what Scotland’s like today. Daniel Sloss explained in a return performance to Conan on Monday. Then again, Sloss watching political news on the TV confuses him, because he reacts as if he’s watching a TV …

Noah Gardenswartz on Conan

What does selling weed to college girls have to do with teaching fourth-graders? I’m not sure exactly, but I expect Noah Gardenswartz to come up with the proper analogy, since he has done both of those things, and also told jokes Wednesday night on Conan. His greatest, timeliest analogy here …