Jess Salomon was a war-crimes attorney for the United Nations who married a Muslim woman and immigrated to the U.S. and became a stand-up comedian. As she joked on The Tonight Show and titled her first comedy album, she has made “All the Best Decisions.” Roll the clip.

3 words….material, delivery & timing…(which to me was always why i didn’t/don’t find her funneee)…her entrance was timid…lack of confidence from the get go…then she just kept hitting the ‘wife’ material until it bled a slow death…she wasn’t getting the laughs or if she got any its because she waited & waited & waited…then she tried to make 2 jokes about men (the masseuse & clooney) which did not work as her whole material was being a lezbo and being married…and if you’re going to joke about clooney u f*^’in need to update ur material…