Daniel Sloss returned to Conan again — and on Monday night’s show, Sloss wondered how Brits can get condoms for free, but if a woman wants a tampon, she has to pay for it, and then gets taxed upon it as a “luxury item.” And you thought your health-care system had issues. Sloss also started his stand-up set by noticing that dumb Americans only differ from dumb people around the world in that they’re uniquely confident, and supported by their peers despite their stupidity. Go figure.

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