Daniel Sloss cannot watch another Spider-Man movie the same way. And not just because they keep making new Spider-Man movies. No. It’s because Sloss has learned where spiders keep their reproductive organs, and he shared this information in his fifth stand-up performance on Conan, which also is remarkable when you remember that he’s only 25 years old. Sloss also relays the remarkable story of a trip he took to a zoo which had gay penguins, and how he learned those penguins became gay in the first place.

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