Fresh off of his Last Comic Standing Season 9 win broadcast in primetime Wednesday night, Clayton English began putting that NBC contract and development deal into full promo mode, performing later that night on Late Night with Seth Meyers, then this morning literally being backed into a corner by the hosts of TODAY.

For his Late Night set, English wanted us to rethink women’s intuition, seeing as women never seem to use it for good to predict the future, and also wanted women to rethink their standards when it comes to men. Indeed. Roll the clip.

On TODAY, meanwhile, he had less time to play with after answering a couple of false narrative questions from Al Roker and Natalie Morales. So he had fun making fun of common phrases we use in everyday speech.

Clayton English and the other season 9 finalists from Last Comic Standing go on a three-month stand-up comedy tour beginning this weekend.