Stand-up comedian Joe Zimmerman thought he was doing well for himself, until he Googled himself and found out what all of the other Joe Zimmermans have been up to — all 400 of them on LinkedIn. Google also had something to say about his spirit animal, even though that’s not the question he had asked. Google is so snoopy and judgmental. Why so snoopy, Google?

This is from Zimmerman’s performance on Thursday night’s Conan.

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You can hear more from this Joe Zimmerman on his 2014 stand-up comedy album, “Smiling at Wolves.”