Two and A Half Men wrapped its 12th and final season on CBS tonight with a two-part hourlong episode, and you could have, should have, would have just skipped ahead through the closing credits to get to the most/only important thing.

Sorry Ashton Kutcher. Sorry Jon Cryer. Sorry other kid who grew up to be a half-man who turned religious and fled the show.

Sorry, not sorry, Charlie.

Creator Chuck Lorre had the final word on Charlie Sheen and himself with his end credit vanity card. #491 for Chuck Lorre Productions

Reed it and weep. Because it would have been funnier than what you had been seeing.