Ian Karmel found out something new about himself in the drive-thru line at Jack in the Box. Which is probably not the place he was expecting for revelations. Hearing it from his girlfriend, however? That may be a bit less surprising, as he learned and then shared with us in his stand-up performance Wednesday night on Conan. Turns out, if he can just find the correct metaphor, he can communicate right back. Which will come in handy once he has children of his own, because he won’t be like those other parents he sees.

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