Pat McGann, a stand-up comedian from Chicago, made his network TV debut on Friday night’s Late Show with David Letterman.

McGann made a quick impression with the audience by letting them know how doing the laundry has dramatically changed his sex life with his life. That, and maybe having two young children. But you probably didn’t get the typical birth announcement out of McGann and his wife. He’ll let you know why. His wife does have a habit of striking up conversations at some of the oddest times, though.

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