Stephen Colbert may have won two Emmy Awards this year, and he was quick to remind us of this on Thursday night’s episode of The Colbert Report.

But Colbert has his sights on a new prize, the “crystal vagina” that is the People’s Choice Award. In a segment called “Who Might Be Honoring Me Next?” Colbert discussed his competition for “Favorite Late Night Talk Show Host.” Sure, he may be friends with all of his fellow nominees — Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O’Brien and David Letterman — but that’s not about to stop “Stephen Colbert” from taking them all down a peg in this quest for another trophy.

Voting for the People’s Choice Awards is open now. The awards will be broadcast Jan. 8, 2014, on CBS.

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