Roy Wood Jr. performs on Conan

Roy Wood Jr. has momma issues?

As he hits his 30s, Wood — a finalist on the final season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing a couple of years ago — joked on Conan last night about weddings and what they’re really useful for, why ancient burial finds all feature corpses in the same pose, and makes a solid argument for why he should not have been kicked out of the zoo. Also: “When was the last time you bought a small soda at the movie theater?” Think about it. Just. Think. About. It.

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Roy Wood Jr. appears on the TBS sitcom Sullivan & Son, which stars Steve Byrne and also features comedians Owen Benjamin, Ahmed Ahmed and Brian Scolaro. The sitcom’s first season ends Thursday. TBS already has renewed it for a second season to air in 2013.

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