If you’d like to have your stories animated by a professional, then the new UCBeast show Animated Stories is for you.

It makes its UCBeast debut on Oct. 13, 2011, and Animated Stories will include this story from Chris Gethard about being an evil baby. Like, really evil. October’s winner will have his/her story animated by Ed Mundy, who works for Archer and other Adult Swim series. Here’s Gethard’s story about being his own omen. Roll the clip!