Doogie Horner joined Emily Gould for the latest episode of her web series, "Cooking the Books," because why not? Horner wrote a book.

And here he is demonstrating how to make a batch of "Gettin' Laid Lemonade." Make sure you have at least 13 minutes of free time. Ready? Roll the clip!


The flowchart for this recipe from the book is not shown. But I can show you his charts for coming up with a heavy metal band name, tattoos, and the formula for tragedy becoming comedy. We've known about Doogie Horner's prowess for years!

Want to see the other charts? Buy his book, "Everything Explained Through Flowcharts":