I feel cheated and used after clicking on the multiple pages for Vanity Fair's slideshow this afternoon that accompanied the headline "The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar."

For one thing: Galifianakis looks dashing in a suit suit on the intro post for Vanity Fair's slideshow.


For a second thing: All of the pics in the slideshow are in the same one-piece bathing suit. Where are the other 11 months for this calendar that does not actually exist, so how dare you magazine, how, dare, you?


For a third thing: I think we all still like this Comedy Death-Ray calendar pin-up better, depicting Zach Galifianakis in a wedding dress getting hitched to Brody Stevens. CDR FTW. Still champion.