To celebrate this weekend's running of the Belmont Stakes, the third and final leg of the Triple Crown, the folks at 12 Angry Mascots produced this satire on horse racing, imagining what would happen if not only horses, but also the jockeys themselves, were put out to stud. And they got 2008 Belmont-winning jockey Alan Garcia to star in it!

Of course, any sports guru knows that you don't have sex before the big event! That must explain why Garcia, riding Stately Victor yesterday, finished out of the money in eighth place. Roll the clip.