Maybe if you're looking to find out how the janitor and the animal handler for the Dharma Initiative learned how to do their jobs. Because those are the subjects of these two lost Dharma Initiative Orientation videos for Lost — the final season on ABC kicks off tonight — which made their own debut last night at a special UCB comedy show celebrating the TV series.

These videos star UCB Theatre improviser Curtis Gwinn, and were written and directed by Dan Gregor. Note: The orientation video for Station 39: The Hand, is much more NSFW than that for Station 11: Brown Pearl. Enjoy!