Comedian J. Chris Newberg got turned down by a woman who was dating Tiger Woods? True story!

When the Tiger Woods car accident became a full-fledged adultery scandal, how many people would have guessed that a stand-up comedian already knew about it? Well, J. Chris Newberg did, because he had been trying to get Jamiee Grubbs to go out with him for a long time, only to have Grubbs turn Newberg down, in part, because she was busy getting busy with the world's best golfer as his mistress. Fore! Here's how Newberg explains it in song:

Further reading: Newberg also wrote a longer account of his "love triangle" with Tiger Woods on

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