Quick recap. David Alan Grier went on ABC's Dancing with the Stars after Comedy Central didn't renew Chocolate News, then the judges thought because he was a comedian, they could tease him more than the others, then Grier thought he could tease them back with some profanities after he got kicked off, so now he went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to deliver an apology and appear in a mock instructional video for anyone else who wants to go on a "reality" show. OK. I think we're all caught up: