So much to do today, this week, this year, that I'm living in that Jim Gaffigan joke wherein I'd much rather crawl back in bed and take a nap. Do you feel that way? If so, please join me in this time out of sorts, sit back and enjoy some classical music performed by the Muppets. Our regular comedy journalism programming will resume later today. Until then, enjoy!

This is Beaker meeping his way through Beethoven's "Ode to Joy."

And this is Gonzo conducting chickens through Strauss's "The Blue Danube Waltz."