Breaking News: Borelli can’t handle the tooth!

Patrickborelli EXCLUSIVE!!! The Comic’s Comic has learned that comedian Patrick Borelli will have to cancel his Thursday night performance at Gabe & Jenny’s New Experience due to a root canal scheduled for 3 p.m. tomorrow. Borelli told me last night that the best dental experts have targeted Tooth #19 for the invasive surgical procedure. He’s unsure when he’ll be able to perform again. But certainly not Thursday night. Donations are not necessary at this time, although friends ask that you keep Borelli and his teeth in your prayers.

UPDATED! We’ve also obtained this exclusive X-ray of Tooth #19*


*Not Borelli’s tooth.

Sean L. McCarthy

Editor and publisher since 2007, when he was named New York's Funniest Reporter. Former newspaper reporter at the New York Daily News, Boston Herald and smaller dailies and community papers across America. Loves comedy so much he founded this site.

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