Fortune Feimster joked on Late Night with Seth Meyers that she could use her Southern upbringing and religion to explain her prolonged virginity into her college years. But she said she lived up to whatever cliche stereotype you might have about the “chubby girl” in the group at the nightclub who blocked all of her friends from having too much fun at the end of the night. “Turns out I was a virgin because I was a lesbian and nobody told me.”

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