Fully aware that this has circulated around the Internets already today, and yet, I feel compelled to put this on my site, because, well, when I watched the full thing last night, I realized instantly that I was watching something special and no longer felt bad about staying in. Who is hoaxing whom here? Should I apologize now? Don't know. Just watch as David Letterman tries like all get-out to get something out of Joaquin Phoenix.