"Damn! You were here last night? Now I’ve got to tell new jokes," Chuck Nice told the fans who said they came back for more tonight (which is now the first minutes of Thursday morning). "I was drunk last night. What’d I talk about?"

So he asked for a beer and a Scotch. "I’ve got nothing to hide from you people," he said. "I’m like the black Lindsay Lohan. Just without the freckles, and the red rug going on down here."