Dan Cummins on Conan

Dan Cummins‘ fiancee loves to butter him up. Good for the marriage, but all that fattening is making him fat. As Cummins explained on Monday’s Conan, he also has two young children who he says are very smart. Good for their education, bad for him with all of the questions …

Sean Donnelly on Conan

Sean Donnelly knows what he looks like, and it’s not the kind of guy who would go halfsies on a gun purchase. Donnelly is the kind of guy, though, who used to work at a Blockbuster and got fired from another job as a doorman, and he’ll explain all of …