Fun fact: My family is from the same town as Valerie Tosi’s. But my grandparents brought me up learning a different lyrical motto for their hometown. Which explains my weirdness. As for Tosi, as she joked on Conan, her mom has some wild ideas of her own, while Tosi has some better ideas for those face-modification apps everyone seems to enjoy. Roll the clip. Go Sox! Go Pats!