Amy Schumer returned to host Saturday Night Live this weekend, but for her second time around, the stand-up comedian and actress is now a newlywed.

The Trainwreck star, now promoting her new movie I Feel Pretty, joked about her husband’s “worthless” marriage proposal, no longer receiving “u up” texts, as well as her experiences as a bridesmaid at six different Long Island weddings. It’s not as much fun in your 30s, let Schumer tell ya. At least a gal can always count on other gals for a spare tampon in a crisis.

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