Anthony DeVito made his network TV debut on Friday’s episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, where he acknowledged that his facial features make him “ethnically ambiguous,” which can be a plus and a minus in this era. It also makes him the future! If so, the future also is even hairier than you think. Find out how DeVito is somehow somewhere between cat and centaur, and who’ll sit at the special table at his wedding where they have only one magical thing in common.

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