This Valentine’s Day, here’s hoping Roy Wood Jr. doesn’t find himself in a frivolous argument with his lady. He performed on Monday’s Tonight Show to joke about just such trivial fights, whether they’re about light bulbs or the thermostat. More importantly, why can’t companies just give us the discount without requiring us to have a secret card or code? Good questions all.

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Of course, Wood’s been a stand-out correspondent over the past year-plus on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, and you can hear him tell me about his comedy journey up to here.

This coming Sunday, his first hour special on Comedy Central premieres, and here’s a teaser clip from that!