Nathan Macintosh is a Canadian comedian living in New York City, and Tuesday night Macintosh made his American TV debut performing on Conan. So he could note the irony of hearing Americans talk about moving to Canada now that Trump’s in power. But Macintosh grew up poor, which also means he didn’t have food allergies or other things. Like a dad. Or a big house. Which is scarier than an apartment, if you really stop to think and joke about it.

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