Jared Logan says living in the South is far cuter than living in New York City. It’s literally the difference between a bunny rabbit hopping across your street, and rats everywhere. Then again, you should see what Logan sees when he and his wife try eating vegan. Or try to picture Logan and his father competing on The Amazing Race. All of which Logan describes here in his performance on Monday’s episode of The Late Late Show with James Corden.

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