I don’t know if every stand-up comedian who performs on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has to have a direct personal connection to the host, but it certainly has started out that way. Sam Morril became the third stand-up to perform on Colbert’s Late Show since he took over in September, and Colbert introduced him by noting Morril once interned for Colbert over at Comedy Central. What are the odds? Fortunately, Morril has some charts and graphs to look at the odds. Are you a tiny Jew? Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Caitlyn Jenner? Either way, Morril has bits for you to consider.

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