Dating is difficult. Especially when you realize how many men are faking it ’til they make it with a woman, as Fahim Anwar observed in his stand-up performance on Tuesday’s Conan. He joked that real dating isn’t like what you see in a romantic comedy — unless and except for the little-seen scenario in which men are urging their guy friend to go over a woman who texted him. And the actual scenario that played out when Stephen Hawking cheated on his wife? Can you imagine that? Anwar has.

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