There’s a Lewis Black bobblehead for sale, and it talks! For f—s sake!

Just when you were ready to swear off Mondays, now you can have Lewis Black do it for you, thanks to this new talking bobblehead.

Here’s the description, straight from Lewis Black’s website, where they just went on sale for $25. Perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for your favorite curmudgeon’s favorite curmudgeon.

Watch with delight as his head and hands wobble in anger when you push his button. Each time you push it, he’ll say one of four (COUNTEMfuckFOUR) of your favorite NSFW quotes! He’s 8″ tall & 2.5″ wide. Just right for that spot on your desk. Available online & on tour.

He says:

  • “Unbefuckinglievable!”
  • “We’re all snowflakes, but some of us are douchebags!”
  • “Moo cow fuck milk!”
  • “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

NOTE: To activate sound, remove the small, white tab from the base of the bobblehead.

All profits from the sale of the bobbleheads will go to a variety of charities, that as Black says, “in a saner society would be sponsored by the government, but since we have lost our minds, I will do what I can.” Included charities:
The Cystic Fibrosis Foundation
The Fifty Second Street Project
Autism Speaks
The Michael J. Fox Foundation

Sean L. McCarthy

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