Jon Rineman is a writer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and on Friday night’s show, Rineman emerged from behind the scenes to perform some of his own stand-up. Get to know Rineman better: He’s married for four years now, which offers him a different perspective on the old chestnut of paying multiple months of your salary on an engagement ring, as well as the notion that you can get a pet to practice for having a child. That doesn’t really apply to real-world situations, as Rineman notes. Nor does he think you should use the word “adopted” when it comes to pets. When it comes to kids? If you’re having trouble making your own, a fertility clinic certainly will more than make up for it oftentimes.

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