Andy Sandford has just about watched all of Netflix, which has led to some shocking revelations. Such as: How many 1980s cop movies were too cheesy? Why are copycat killers worse than regular ones? And how do you solve the problem of an airport farter? OK, that last one came from real life, and not Netflix. But as Sandford explained on Thursday night’s Conan, “Some good things are happening for me, though, I’m not just getting farted on.”

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